metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

(Source: nevver, via wooooooitschris)

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Wednesday, 22nd May

(Source: coolmkv, via dakzevon)

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Wednesday, 22nd May

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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(via wooooooitschris)

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Wednesday, 22nd May

great gatsby deleted scene

  • ((playing wii sports with gatsby))
  • nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
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Wednesday, 22nd May

(via dakzevon)

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Tuesday, 21st May
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Tuesday, 21st May

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via loveyourchaos)

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Tuesday, 21st May
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Tuesday, 21st May
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Tuesday, 21st May

disregardwomen:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

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(via loveyourchaos)

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Tuesday, 21st May