We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
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Its CAPTAIN Liz
We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
(Source: nevver, via wooooooitschris)
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
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